 It's hard being a princess all the time, having to endure Dad's inane conversation, Granny's snoring and Aunty Rosie's fashion faux pas that she regularly inflicts on me to enhance my femininity, so I'll share these with you (so long as you promise not to show your friends, OK!)... DORA SAYS: SANTA CLAUS IS A LARGE JOLLY MAN WHO RIDES ON A SLED ONCE A YEAR....GIMME A BREAK! DORA SAYS: WILL & GRACE ON FOXTEL, YUK! IT'S TIME FOR A CHANNEL CHANGE TO DOG WHISPERER, OK! DORA SAYS: THAT BLOG IS INCORRECT - START AGAIN AND READ MY LIPS! DORA SAYS: TABLE MANNERS ARE NOT REQUIRED FOR LIVER TREATS......
DORA SAYS: A SURE WAY FOR YOU TO STOP YOUR HOMEWORK AND GIVE ME SOME ATTENTION....
DORA SAYS: HEY DAD, DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN I LOOK LIKE YOU? DORA SAYS: THANKS FOR THE OFFER, BUT THERE'S NO NEED FOR A NAPKIN, ALL GOOD.... DORA SAYS: GORTEX...MMM...I'M NOT A MOUNTAINEER, OK! DORA SAYS: I'M NOT REAL SURE ABOUT THIS CAROB & BEEF DOG GELATO! DORA SAYS: HEY DAD, HAVE FUN PLAYING "FETCH", BY YOURSELF....
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