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Do Dog writes: A long time ago when Dad first moved into a unit and had me there on the weekends Granny went to great expense and purchased a pet loo for me (as a birthday present for him, no less). She tried to explain to me what it was for and one day she came over in her finery to go to The Opera and decided to put me up on it and teach me to use it. Lifting my leg, pointing and all that sort of rubbish. Well I was quite amused!!! You should have seen the antics, and I understood what she was about, but I decided to play the dumb dog! She went on and on much to the amusement of Dad who was watching behind the scenes. I stood there like the Princess I am, head held high and pretended that I was on the Catwalk (or should that be Dogwalk?). Eventually of course she gave up. Well 12 months, we moved into the house and I am there full time at the moment.
The "Pet Loo" was produced again, a big square with fake grass, quite attractive but nonetheless fake and I have continued to ignore it. I figure that if Dad goes out they should take me or there will be consequences, a little something perhaps to keep them busy when they return and encourage them to spend more time with me...... Well they have been good lately, obviously my ploy worked, and we often all go out together. I have been alone recently, during the day as Granny was working too occasionally but I have put paid to that, and she has been pretty reliable. I realized that Dad was after all going to work to keep me in the manner to which I have become accustomed and I was being a bit mean.... So in the last week or so I have done the right thing in the right place and wow, are they ecstatic. Lots of pats,”good dog” and liver treats! They are now saying what an intelligent dog I am and how smart. If only they knew!!!!
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